Yes, Prodigeek is turning into the geek’s Dr. Ruth. This may be a little more risque than my readers are use to (sorry Mom), but this is just a natural progression of the Geek Chic column. Sexual fantasies are a fun and healthy way to "spend time" with your partner and us geeks have some creative ideas of our own (not me, I’m all about missionary style with a member of the same sex). So for the more adventurous of you, it might be worth adding some of these ideas to your love play. Remember costumes and props only add to the realism. And plan your safe words ahead of time.
Spider-Man upside-down kiss
While harnesses might be above your price range, you can re-enact this classic comic book movie scene by simply leaning over a couch or chair. The key is begin kissing with your heads facing opposite directions and see where they end up…
Batman and Robin
Just read any Batman comic pre-1954 and you’ve got a picture book with more creativity than the Kama Sutra. From bondage to black leather to spandex, Batman and Robin offer a large assortment of variation in just one fantasy. And while this is great for gay couples, don’t forget there have been girl Robins…
Superman and Lois Lane
It’s the classic love story of comic books. And while the really kinky fetishy stuff might be sadly ignored (Superman, the Blue Boy Scout did grow up in small-town Kansas with old people), you can still replicate the romance. A nice spandex suit, a dainty reporter’s outfit, and who knows, maybe another harness. How else are you going to go flying…
Slave Leia
A fantasy with the princess once involved flowing cloaks and hair in buns transforms into a skimpy bikini and chains. George Lucas, you dirty, dirty man. The big question for geeks is will you be Jabba the Hut controlling your slave, or Han Solo freeing her, cause I can see it swinging either way…
Angel and Spike
For the Buffy fans, Angel and Spike are two sides of the cliched coin. You’ve got the soul-bearing and brooding hero and then the rocker, bad ass with a British accent. So sure the accent might challenge some people, but who cares about talking, right? Sadly, the two never hooked up (that we know of), so it’s up to our imaginations and fan fiction to make this happen (or you can always check out Spike’s appearance on Torchwood for some ideas). Spoiler warning, but that might be a good thing here.













3 Comments
April 24, 2008 at 9:49 pm
guess i have to get a girlfriend to do these
May 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Good luck with that
August 7, 2008 at 2:08 pm
If it’s the same sex, I don’t think it counts as “missionary.”