The mature rated MMORPG Age of Conan sold itself on the key selling point of “You’ll see titties.” The game has unsurprisingly been selling quite well.

News is leaking (ha) that the game’s buxom female characters are suffering shrinkage an it’s not even cold outside. Publisher Funcom made code changes in a patch that accidentally resulted in shrinking the size of character’s breasts.

Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.

I will repeat that:

Your breasts should be back to normal soon.

I doubt college prepares you for writing press releases like this. How fast Funcom takes to fix this problem will be telling about how much boobs are to selling this game. Also makes me wonder how many women actually play it. Any thoughts?