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November 17th, 2008

Categories: Comic books, The 7

Many of us dream of being our favorite super-hero, from living the exciting adventuring life to having kick-ass super powers.  We forget, though, how much being these characters sucks.  Most of them have died multiple times (Mr. Fantastic).  Some have tragic, depressing, haunting lives (Batman) that just keep getting worse and worse (Daredevil).  Some heroes can’t get a date because they’re pathetic (Spider-Man) or ugly (Nightcrawler).  This list weighs all the pros and cons, from great powers and fringe benefits to number of times dead, of literally living the life, continuity blips and all, of major super heroes to find out the lives most worth living.

iron_man_movie 7. Iron Man

He’s an alcoholic with major father issues and shrapnel in his chest.  But he does have billions of dollars and lots of women to sleep with. That means it’s easy to cure the syphilis I’m sure he gets on a regular basis.  Tony Stark’s life offers the best toys, cars, and women money can buy, but you’ll have to spend every few months in rehab or rebuilding your business from scratch.  There’s also your teenage version from an alternate future who replaces you at least once, but that’s no biggie - everyone just things you got plastic surgery to look younger and even more fabulous.

6. Flash (Wally West)

This is the simple life in fast forward.  You have a sweet wife and adorable twins with super speed (ouch).  Of course you died recently and had the entire world mind-wiped to forget your secret identity, but everything is pleasant now, repelling alien invasions and teaming up with the Justice League just like you always wanted to as a child (when you were Kid Flash, remember).  But now you’ve got the wife, two kids, and super duper speed.  It’s the American Dream.

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July 22nd, 2008

Categories: Comic books, Geek living, The 7

Annoying brothers and sisters affect even the greatest heroes and villains of comic book world.  These pairs (and quartet) of spandex wearing freaks make sibling rivalry a moral lesson for us all, and page filler until the next battle.  These are the siblings worth watching fight and frolic, no matter the awkwardness.

7. Starmen, Jack and David Knight

The original Starman, Ted Knight, had two loving sons with different take’s on their father’s career choice. David quickly followed his father into super heroics while Jack looked down on the colorful profession. After their father’s old foe, the Mist, murdered David did Jack take over the Starman mantle. With the Cosmic Staff and a pair of goggles, Jack Knight fought crime with the annual assistance of his brother’s ghost, who imparted wisdom from the beyond to help Jack foil the doers of evil.

northstar_aurora 6. Northstar and Aurora

Canadian super-siblings Northstar and Aurora spent most of their youth separated after their parents’ death. The two coincidently reunited as members of Canadian super-team Alpha Flight, discovering they earn bonus super powers when in physical contact. When the two touched, they emitted a beam of light that made people feel happy and peaceful. How sweet. The power didn’t work on themselves, however, since they had a falling out leading Aurora to augment her powers so she never needed to touch her gay brother again. Homophobe.

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May 27th, 2008

Categories: Comic books, Movies, Technology, The 7

Stan “The Man” Lee made his career helping create the Marvel Universe, but in his twilight years, Stan has gotten a second career in movie cameos. Stan Lee has appeared in almost all Marvel Comics movies and makes surprise appearances in TV shows, cartoons, and the occasional DC property. This list ranks the geekiest, most comic book friendly Stan Lee cameos with no bearing on the actual quality of the movie (it’s almost an inverse relationship).

lou_stan_lee_hulk 7. The Hulk as security guard with Lou Ferrigno

Not only was this Stan Lee’s first speaking role in a Marvel movie, but “The Man” got to work security with the original Hulk, Lou Ferrigno in a double whammy of geekery.

6. Fantastic Four 2 as rejected wedding guest

Poor Stan Lee. He co-creates almost the entire Marvel Universe, but he not one even sends him a wedding invitation. Stan Lee arrives assuming it was an over sight only to be not only turned away, but not even recognizes. How shameful.

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May 12th, 2008

Categories: Comic books, Movies, The 7

One of the best parts of any geek movie is debating the casting. Fan favorites are chosen years before comics or books even get optioned by Hollywood, so we feel strongly about our opinions. While dreams can’t always come true, and rarely do, here are some of the best performances by actors portraying our favorite geek icons.

chris_evans_human_torch7. Chris Evans as Human Torch

Amid the bright and perky mediocrity that is the Fantastic Four movie, Chris Evans shines surprisingly bright. Even without being blond, Evans played the arrogant, womanizing, spotlight stealing narcissist as if he lived the role everyday. Every funny like came from this man’s mouth. On top of that, but this guy has a real super-hero’s body, and filmmakers didn’t seem to mind showing off that fake, regulating Evans to nothing but a towel or spandex for the majority of both films.

6. Mickey Rourke as Marv

Innovative film techniques alone didn’t make Sin City one of the greatest comic book movies. Mickey Rourke portrayed Sin City’s most recognizable hero with all the subtly of a fist to the face, just the way he should. Rourke mixed Marv’s self-hatred with a chiseled exterior, eventuated by the awesome visual effects, creating the perfect movie representation of the modern film noir bad ass.

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April 6th, 2008

Categories: Geek-Out Moment

stan_lee_willie_lumpkin Like a glasses wearing, nerdier version of Alfred Hitchcock, Stan Lee makes a cameo in almost every Marvel Comic movie. The famed co-creator of just about everything Marvel finds a few seconds of screen time in most of Marvel’s big movies, starting with the 1989 TV movie, The Trial of the Incredible Hulk. Stan Lee’s appearances are a fun Easter Egg for comic fans who recognize him instantly, whether he’s being rescued by a young Daredevil or acting as the Fantastic Four’s mailman, Willie Lumpkin, the only named character Stan Lee has portrayed that he also co-created.

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March 27th, 2008

Categories: Geek-Out Moment

jla_first In 1960, DC Comics realized if you add popular characters together, they equal a more popular comic book. With all new versions of their staple characters like the Flash and Green Lantern, DC Comics decided to join them with Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman for the juggernaut of all super-teams. Gardner Fox wrote the Justice League of America and their adventures fending off foes that each hero couldn’t handle on their own. The result was a massive success leading DC’s publisher Jack Liebowitz to brag to the Martin Goodman, the publisher of Marvel Comics. Goodman then charged write and editor Stan Lee to create Marvel’s own super-team. And well, nothing much came of that.

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February 27th, 2008

Categories: Geek-Out Moment

fantastic_four_1 When Stan Lee and Jack Kirby introduced the Fantastic Four to a new generation of super hero fans, they thought the team would be their swan song. Why else would Stan Lee make such weird characters. Mr. Fantastic spoke with such big words. The Thing was a right from classic literature. And Invisible Girl certainly didn’t know her proper place as a woman. But the Fantastic Four turned out to be a revolutionary success - a fantastic display of what real people might be like if they became superheroes. They had no secret identities, fought with each other, and couldn’t hold on to money for more than an issue. Their pain made for amazing comic books unlike anything before ushering in the Marvel Age of awesome comics.

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October 26th, 2007

Categories: Comic books

This week, while I’m away for the week, I have prepared an extra special week long-edition of the 7. It’s more than 7.14 times better than a regular edition of The 7 cause it’s the 50 most influential moments in comic book history. These are the moments that we remember for their shock, awe, and influence. They shaped the industry to being the crossover filled, variant covered, month-long-delayed industry we all know and love. Here’s the moments…

10. Lone Wolf and Cub Comes to America – 1987
Seven years after Gen of Hiroshima became the first English translation of a Japanese comic, Lone Wolf and Cub hit the American newsstands. Lone Wolf and Cub, though, became the success that opened the manga market on U.S. soil. Today, manga provides an enormous influence for American comics. Marvel employed Joe Madureia, with his complete manga style, to draw the X-Men. Dark Horse Comics created a solely manga line as Marvel has recently. In addition, Lone Wolf can be credited with opening up the market for the successful and incredibly influential Akira film, trend setting Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh!, and the art styling of the video games Final Fantasy and Capcom characters. The Matrix film also credits manga and, the animated form, anime, as a major influence.
Though a small niche in the comic book market, Viz Communications (who dedicates itself to produce nothing but manga translations) and other publishers are increasingly adding manga to their art styling as well as manga imports. Growing more and more as the years pass, Japanese comics provide a creative heaven in a land where comics account for 40 percent of the print material in the country as a $5.5 billion industry, compared to the $200 million in America. Manga provides credibility and thus, influence.

x-men_01_jim_lee, from Marvel Comics

9. X-Men #1 Sells 8 Million Copies – 1991
First, this is the single highest selling comic issue of all time. Second, it boosted Marvel’s dependency on its flagship team by creating a second title. Third, X-Men #1 arrived in comic stores wearing five different covers. The unexpected fallout from this brilliant sales strategy was that most other publishers imitated the same trick. Preying on the gullibility of collectors, Marvel, Image, and Valiant flooded the market with holographic, foil, chromium, special artist, bagged, die-cut, and glow-in-the-dark covers desperate to spark sales as collectors search for their next million dollar investment. Gold editions of Youngblood #1 sold for over $100 at conventions a few months after its release. When the dust settled, fans fled and collectors owned nothing but paper weights that fly away in the wind. Still, publishers rely on the “variant” cover as it came to be known, to boost sales. Unfortunately, much of the reason comics entered the slum they did during the early nineties can be blamed on the forced collectable trend.

8. Image Comics is Formed – 1992
They didn’t have a chance. Almost no one in the comic book industry gave the seven renegade artists any hope that their new company would stay open for long. The least of the expectations were what actually happened.
Artists Jim Lee, Todd McFarlane, Rob Liefeld, Erik Larsen, Marc Silvestri, Jim Valentino, and Whilce Portacio quit some of the most coveted titles in comics to start their own company, Image Comics, where they could get a full cut of the profits, rather than see Marvel and DC Comics keep the mother load. Liefeld published his first comic, Youngblood, which broke the record for any independently published comic, reaching just under a million. McFarlane’s Spawn beat even that. Eventually, Image Comics grew to top DC Comics for it market share, becoming the second biggest comic company. The dust has settled, and now Image publishes a diverse line with little assistance from its founders, most of who left. The result, though, is the first independent publisher to challenge the big two and make them wet their pants with fear.

7. Julius Schwartz Creates A New Flash - 1956
The superhero genre was almost dead, except for Superman and Batman and a floundering Wonder Woman. Schwartz, an editor at DC, decided to reinvigorate a past hero, the Flash, by giving him no relation to his Golden Age predecessor and gave him a new identity and origin. The new character was a staggering First Fantastic Four, from Marvel Comicssuccess. The new character spawned a revival of the superhero genre, ushering in the age where superheroes dominated the medium. DC defined many of its major characters during this time. The Flash and Green Lantern replaced the original versions and became even more popular. Atom and Aquaman and many others became DC staples.
Marvel comics made its name during this time. Except for Captain America and Sub-Mariner, Marvel created all of its most popular characters during this time thanks to the Flash’s influence, of all the lives the Flash has saved, his greatest achievement has been saving the superheroes genre.

6. Fantastic Four Created – 1961
DC Comics was finding new success in creating superhero comics after over five years of dismal sales. Eager to compete, publisher Martin Goodman asked writer Stan Lee to create a team of superheroes as a response to DC’s Justice League of America. The result became anything but a similarity. Along with Jack Kirby, the two created a family with superpowers who struggled with money, love lives, and getting along with each other. After the Fantastic Four’s incredible success, Lee and Kirby continued to create characters with human problems including Spider-Man, the Hulk, Thor, and the team the Avengers.

5. Zap Comix #1 Released – 1968
For those of you who like Image Comics, Dark Horse, or even smaller publishers; for those of you who like Maus, Love and Rockets, Cerebus, and any other independently printed comic, you should also like a little comic that paved the way for the underground comix scene – an early version of independent Zap Comix, by Robert Crumbpublishing. There were some hit and misses before Zap Comix was published; Zap began the trend. Created by über-humor cartoonist Robert Crumb and a friend, Zap started self-publishing through hippy shops until Print Mint took over production. The success astonished the industry proving there was an audience for alternative comics far before the direct market came around. Though the underground certainly existed without Zap, Zap allowed dozens of artists find their voice without censorship and with an audience. Crumb became the biggest success, spawning an X-rated animated film based on his Fritz the Cat.
Initially, underground comix had little influence on the mainstream. Present day comics reflect the styles much more. Marvel Comics and Vertigo push their censoring limits as well as employ veteran underground artists including Brian Bolland and Richard Corben. Furthermore, mainstream comic shops include a wider variety of clean, but more avant-guard alternatives to superhero fanfare. Every small press publisher owes its opportunity to the road Zap paved over thirty years ago.

4. Seduction of the Innocent – 1955
Comics were the rock and roll before there was rock and roll. The youth culture of America escaped in the vibrant colors of the funny books who, in turn, filled their pages with what readers wanted to see: sex, blood, gore, and violence. The biggest publisher at the time, EC Comics, filled every cover and page of their comics with sadistic humor and violence, attempting to top itself every issue. Renowned psychiatrist, Fredrick Wertham wrote Seduction of the Innocent, a book where he accused comics of increasing juvenile delinquency in America. Though lacking footnotes and references, Seduction of the Innocent became an enormous success and triggered the hearings for the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency as well as numerous laws banning violent and gratuitous comics. The Comic Code Authority, an organization in charge of comic book censorship, was formed as a result. After this, the comic book industry went into a slump that it never escaped.

Detective Comics #27, first Batman, from DC Comics 3. First Batman – 1939
Eager to earn a share of the money Superman’s creators were getting, Bob Kane, employing the help of Bill Finger, created the entire opposite of Big Blue. Batman hit the stands as a superhero that any person could imagine being. Batman had no superpowers. He utilized his intelligence and strove to reach top, physical condition through constant training. Since his inception, Kane added to the basis for superhero clichés with secret lairs, wealthy playboy secret identities, gadgets and vehicles, etc. Batman’s rogue gallery has also set the standard with the Joker, Catwoman, Mister Freeze, and Two Face showing how important the villains are to a hero. For one, Batman showed Superman was no fluke. Secondly, Batman broadened the identity for superheroes that allowed for more than planet moving knock offs. Creativity was key.

2. Spider-Man Learns the Identity of the Burglar – 1963
Intended to be a throwaway creation to end a dying title, writer Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko had no idea what he had created the day Spider-Man was born. Enraged at his uncle’s murder, Spider-Man finds the burglar, defeats him, and then learns the murder was the same man he saw earlier that day. He had ignored the opportunity he had to stop him. Thus, the burger remained free to kill Spider-Man’s uncle. The high morals that propelled Spider-Man into a life of heroics made him identifiable to his readers and an instant success. Since, Spider-Man has grown to be one of the most popular comic characters ever with blockbuster movies and top selling comics. The imitations followed with teen heroes finding a place on the news racks after Spider-Man stuck himself on them.

Spider-Man, Amazing Fantasy #15, from Marvel Comics

1. Action Comics #1 Released – 1938
In the midst of a directionless, undefined industry, fans needed a hero. That hero came as just that – a Superman. With enough strength to lift a car over his head, one of the most recognizable icons of the 20th century introduced the concept of the superhero. Creators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster formed the archetype for a hero in the industrialized world. Everything including the spandex uniform, cape, secret identity, and the word “Super” came from the Superman himself. The genre of superheroes has allowed comics to endure decades of fickle American fan bases has been superheroes. Superheroes would never have come about if not for their patron saint – Superman.

Superman in Action Comics #1, from DC Comics

Well, what a week it’s been. These are the Most influential moments in comic book history. Come back next week when I return with a whole assortment of new and exciting comments, lists, and obscenities.

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